It turns out there are no direct flights from Toronto to the capital of Montenegro, Podgorica. I stressed the hell out of my travel agent while buying tickets. Three connecting flight through Brussels and Budapest was the best she could do for me. That same day I also went to Sears and bought an extra light carry-on suitcase from roots and a pair of sunglasses with thick white frames. As I stood under the shower that night I began to regret the whole idea. 2500 dollars was a lot of money.